Clapo… NO!

I love the Clapotis. I have not made a Clapotis, but the design is SPECTACULAR. I’m a difficult person to please, and I don’t dole out adjectives like ‘spectacular’ often. Kate Gilbert, are you reading this? You are brilliant for designing the Clapotis.

However, everyone and their mother is knitting a Clapotis. In particular, Betsy is making a gorgeous one. And everyone else is making one. And I’m sick and tired or reading about it… the Clap, Clapotwo, Clapothree, blah blah blah.

I’m taking a stand. I will knit something more original. I will not look like everyone else. I am my own boss! (insert Eric Cartman voice) I do wha’ I want!

I feel what I feel when I think about Fun Fur. This is very sad, because the Clapotis is… spectacular. Sigh.